"I don't know, I didn't go into burger king"

Just cracks me up every time

"English Mother Fucker DO YOU SPEAK IT??!"
the whole breakfast scene was just in-FUCKEN-credible

I'M PRETTY FUCKING FAR FROM OK

ALSO ROYAL WITH CHEESE

Give her the shot. I'm not gonna give her the shot you give her the shot. The day I bring an OD'ing bitch to your house I'll give her the shot.

Ezekiel 25:17
Hands down

I'm a mushroom cloud droppin mothaf***a, mothaf***a!!! LMAO!!!

What ain't no country i ever heard of! Do they speak english in what!?

I wouldnt class a dog as filthy but they definetly dirty

AND

You know whats on my mind right now, it aint the coffee in my kitchen, its the dead nigger in my garage.

Yes, i think that god came down from heaven and stopped those motherfucking bullets.

And

Bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good

Not my fav's but awesome nonetheless

For French members: "c'est qu'i faut pas le prendre pour un con, Brett!"

and "choix judicieux ;)" everytime it kills me

"I'm the foot fuckin' master"

"So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car"

"What the fuck man!? The car ain't hit NO motherfuckin' bumb!"

-Would you give a guy a foot massage?
-Fuck you.
-Would you give him a lot?
-FUCK you.
-I'm kind a tired, i could use a foot massage myself.

that line was kind of funny!

The best!

"Check out the big brain on Brett!"

"No one kills anyone in my place of business except me and Zed"

"Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead"

- Bring out the Gimp
- But the Gimp is asleep
- Well I guess you're just going to have to wake him up then ain't you?

Love Marcellus' face

when jules shoots the guy on the couch and says "oh im sorry, did i break your concentration"? hahaha

"oh shit i accidentally shot marvin in the face...."

"maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touching his wifes feets and sticking your tongue in the holyest of holes aint the same thing, it aint the same league, it aint even the same fucking sport!"

"he sent a couple of cats over to his place, took him out on the patio and threw his ass over the balcony. the nigga fell 4 stories. there was a little garden at the bottom enclosed in glass like a greenhouse, and the nigga fell through that. since then he kinda developed a speech impediment..."

hahahaha fucking epic

Come on, Danijel, they were tomatos. Ketchup!

Check out the big brain on Brad!!

Oh, i'm sorry, did i break your concentration? plz continue!

" Did u notice a sign in front of my house that says 'Dead Nigger Storage?' "

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in London?

"Or, it could mean: you're the righteous man, and I'm the Shepard, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that, but that shit ain't the truth. The truth is: you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But, I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the Shepard."

Amazing!

Naw, man... I'm pretty fuckin' far from ok!

say what one more time mother fucker I dare you!!!

-Who is Zed?
-Zed is death, baby... Zed is death!

"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead"

"i wanna dance, i wanna win, i want that trophy ... so dance good!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsBeylDUEUE

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?"